Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Office Assistant Position: currently open

Maybe someday Scruffers will be my office assistant. Will we ever get along, Scruffy Gray?

Your duties will include filling out and filing paperwork, distracting Craig and Heather at my request, and answering the phone. But you have to do it all without hissing, Scruffers. It doesn't look good when you act like Polly Pissy-Pants, especially to me, King of the House.

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